My doctors tell me that I will be dead in the next five minutes, so I'm afraid I must be rather brief. Don't bother with pilgrimages or even post-mortem Festschriften: remember me only by carrying on the blessed fight for the good, the true, the beautiful and lower taxes.
Off to rage against the dying of the light.
Requiem aeternam dona me, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat me.
Porterfield Higgins-Jones Jr. (Esq., BSci; AB x 3; PhD; M.Phil; M. Div; Etc.)